I couldn't believe it myself..

Ya, didn't know that I'm so superstitious as well..
Oh of course the picture above does not depict the one that I've consulted.. There's no gypsy ball or tarrot cards involved, just a piece of paper and a round-shaped handheld fan.. Oh, and its a man and not a woman!
So, first you write your Chinese name and your chinese zodiac!
And so I wrote "陳筣筣"and told him that I'm born in the year of ox.
He held the fan close to his chest, with his eyes shut, started fanning at a really slow pace..
After fanning himself for few seconds, he stopped and opened his eyes and said this to me "You love to stand in front of a mirror and say yourself fat. You are very afraid to get fat and please remember never ever consume those pills to lose weight." ( I presume every girl is afraid of that? )
Later he said, you are a "prosperous cow" and even if you don't work, someone out there will feed you and you will not starve to death.

So I am a cow cum pig! Muahahah "fat choi moo moo".
My chinese name has a lot of the word "grass" in Chinese and so he said I am well fed.. I will have more than enough food to eat and in fact having too much to eat will cause health problem in future. If I would like to prevent this, then I have to change one of my chinese name to 丽.

Nom nom nom, I have a green field to myself!! Nom nom nom...
Lastly he just said, "I have two warnings for you. If one day someone offers you an expensive watch as a gift, do not take it."
O.o

I wonder why eh? *scratches head*
"Secondly, if someone invites you to an excursion to waterfall area, please reject their invitation and tell them you are busy."
"These are the two things that I will warn you for now, if I tell you too many things, you would not be able to remember it."
-.-
So, whats with the waterfall? Probably I will drown if I step into it. Lol.
Sooo, conclusion I'm a prosperous fatty moo moo that loves to eat and can't step into a waterfall area. Rawrrrrr.
Ya, I love to eat. HT & I had this for lunch.

Muahahaha sooo happy. ( P/S : The picture only shows half of the food that we ate today! )
Hahahahahaha, damn no wonder I'm so fat now. Eat eat and eat.
Oyasumi, I feel very empty recently, don't know why. ;(
Sayonara..
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